{"product_id":"apollo-flared-horse-cock-dildo","title":"Apollo Flared Horse Cock Dildo, Twisted Shaft and Suction Base, 3 Sizes","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"_chunkWrapper_yu34g_39\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"2\"\u003eYou did not come here for something human.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"2\"\u003e Apollo opens you with a flared \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"78\"\u003ecrown, rough across the top, and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"113\"\u003ejust when you think the worst is behind you the collar dips and it swells thicker than the head ever was\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"113\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"223\"\u003eThat is where it stops being a toy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_chunkWrapper_yu34g_39\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"0\"\u003eEvery twisted cord \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"21\"\u003edrags on the way back out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"21\"\u003e. Teal, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"56\"\u003erose and gold, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"73\"\u003etoo pretty for what it does to you\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"73\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"111\"\u003eStart at 1.37. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"128\"\u003eYou will be eyeing the 14.25 within a month.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"177\"\u003eIt sticks to the wall and waits.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_chunkWrapper_yu34g_39\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"6\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"25\"\u003eNot shaped like a man\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"25\"\u003e, a flared \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"59\"\u003ebell crown with a rough, dimpled top\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"100\"\u003eThe worst part comes second\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"100\"\u003e, the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"135\"\u003ecollar dips and the shaft swells past \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"173\"\u003ethe head, 1.37\" \/ 2.48\" \/ 3.58\" by size\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"217\"\u003eCords that drag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"217\"\u003e, a twisted ropey \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"252\"\u003eshaft you feel on every pull back\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"290\"\u003eSticks and waits\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"290\"\u003e, heavy balls on a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"327\"\u003ebroad suction cup, wall, floor or tub, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"366\"\u003ehands nowhere near it\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"392\"\u003eToo pretty for what it does\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"392\"\u003e, teal \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"428\"\u003eto rose to gold in a pearl finish\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"466\"\u003eThree sizes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"466\"\u003e, S 5.74\" \/ M 9.96\" \/ L \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"503\"\u003e14.25\" total, insertable 4.64\" \/ 8.11\" \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"542\"\u003e\/ 11.92\", 6.1 oz to 5.6 lb\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeature\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecification (S \/ M \/ L)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003eMaterial\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003eBody-safe Silicone\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003eTotal Length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003e5.7 in \/ 10.0 in \/ 14.3 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003eInsertable Length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003e4.6 in \/ 8.1 in \/ 11.9 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003eHead Diameter\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003e1.3 in \/ 2.4 in \/ 3.4 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003eShaft Diameter\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003e1.4 in \/ 2.5 in \/ 3.6 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003eBase Length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003e2.9 in \/ 4.8 in \/ 7.2 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003eWeight\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003e0.4 lb \/ 2.0 lb \/ 5.6 lb\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Dildostore.CA","offers":[{"title":"S 5.74\"","offer_id":48618818404544,"sku":"DD-CA-TT11-Apollo-1","price":129.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M 9.96\"","offer_id":48618818437312,"sku":"DD-CA-TT11-Apollo-2","price":149.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L 14.25\"","offer_id":48618818470080,"sku":"DD-CA-TT11-Apollo-3","price":209.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0768\/4538\/3872\/files\/01.jpg?v=1784095996","url":"https:\/\/www.dildostore.ca\/products\/apollo-flared-horse-cock-dildo","provider":"dildostore.ca","version":"1.0","type":"link"}