{"product_id":"alexander-giant-xxl-curved-realistic-dildo","title":"Alexander 16\" x 3.7\" Giant Curved Thick Realistic Dildo, XXL with Balls","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eSixteen inches. Three point seven across the middle. Alexander is \u003cstrong\u003eour biggest by a long way\u003c\/strong\u003e, a thick curved column with veins standing up the whole length and balls hanging heavy at the base. Pick him up and \u003cstrong\u003ehe is heavier than you expected\u003c\/strong\u003e, and both hands still do not cover him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou are not taking all of Alexander tonight.\u003c\/strong\u003e The tip goes in, the shaft starts widening, and somewhere before the thick of it \u003cstrong\u003eyour body says enough\u003c\/strong\u003e. It is right. So you put him away and come back, and \u003cstrong\u003enext time a little more disappears than last time\u003c\/strong\u003e. Nobody reaches the base on the first night. The ones who reach it at all \u003cstrong\u003egot there slowly\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTapered tip\u003c\/strong\u003e, a place to begin, not a shortcut\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCurved shaft\u003c\/strong\u003e, angled to reach what a straight one cannot\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBold ridge and raised veins\u003c\/strong\u003e, heavy realistic structure the whole way\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRealistic flesh tone, swollen veined balls\u003c\/strong\u003e, lifelike finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSerious weight\u003c\/strong\u003e, real heft in the hand and inside you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStrong suction base\u003c\/strong\u003e, hands-free on smooth surfaces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBody-safe silicone\u003c\/strong\u003e, durable, easy to clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor experienced size players\u003c\/strong\u003e, work up to him\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeature\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecification\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003eMaterial\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003eBody-Safe Silicone\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003eColour\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003eFlesh Tone\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003eTotal Length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003e16.0 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003eInsertable Length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003e12.2 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003eOuter Diameter\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003e3.7 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003eWeight\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003e8.8 lb\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Dildostore.CA","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48525897597120,"sku":"DD-CA-SID120-Flesh-Alexander","price":459.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0768\/4538\/3872\/files\/1.webp?v=1782807328","url":"https:\/\/www.dildostore.ca\/products\/alexander-giant-xxl-curved-realistic-dildo","provider":"dildostore.ca","version":"1.0","type":"link"}