{"title":"horse dildo","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt starts with the stallion and goes wherever it wants. Every size from workable to absurd, every color nothing living ever had — one origin, taken apart and rebuilt a dozen different ways. Pick the version that suits you.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"walter-knotted-horse-dildo","title":"Walter Knotted Horse Dildo, Swollen Knots and Flared Crown, 4 Sizes","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eWalter is a \u003cstrong\u003ehorse dildo\u003c\/strong\u003e, full stop. Flared purple crown, \u003cstrong\u003eknots\u003c\/strong\u003e stacked down the shaft, silver running green and violet as it turns. His smallest size is thicker than most men ever get, which is roughly the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe crown goes in \u003cstrong\u003ealmost politely\u003c\/strong\u003e. Then the first knot \u003cstrong\u003eholds you, gives, and drops you a size deeper\u003c\/strong\u003e, and more wait below, each fatter than the last. \u003cstrong\u003eHe bends where you need him\u003c\/strong\u003e and grips the floor so you can take him sitting. \u003cstrong\u003eYou will still feel him tomorrow.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA horse flare up top\u003c\/strong\u003e, the purple crown slips in first, 1.49\" to 2.44\" by size, then the knots start\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eKnots stacked down the shaft\u003c\/strong\u003e, each one holds, gives, and leaves you a size deeper than the last\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWider the whole way down\u003c\/strong\u003e, 2.63\" \/ 3.03\" \/ 3.54\" \/ 4.17\" at the thickest, no beginner size in the range\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSilver that will not sit still\u003c\/strong\u003e, green and violet running through it under a bruised purple crown\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHe bends\u003c\/strong\u003e, flexible the whole length, holds any angle you put him at\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTake him sitting\u003c\/strong\u003e, a wide flat base, 4.33\" to 6.81\" across, grips floor, wall or tub, shower and bath ready\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFour sizes\u003c\/strong\u003e, S 9.17\" \/ M 10.62\" \/ L 12.75\" \/ XL 14.79\" total, insertable 8.18\" \/ 9.52\" \/ 11.41\" \/ 13.14\", 1.4 lb to 5.7 lb\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeature\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecification\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003eMaterial\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003eBody-safe Silicone\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003eTotal Length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003e9.1 in \/ 10.6 in \/ 12.8 in \/ 14.8 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003eInsertable Length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003e8.3 in \/ 9.4 in \/ 11.4 in \/ 13.2 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003eMaximum Diameter\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003e2.6 in \/ 3.0 in \/ 3.5 in \/ 4.2 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003eWeight\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003e1.3 lb \/ 2.1 lb \/ 3.5 lb \/ 5.7 lb\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Dildostore.CA","offers":[{"title":"S 9.17\"","offer_id":48618957242560,"sku":"DD-CA-FCFC0101","price":129.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M 10.62\"","offer_id":48618957275328,"sku":"DD-CA-FCFC0102","price":139.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L 12.75\"","offer_id":48618957308096,"sku":"DD-CA-FCFC0103","price":159.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL 14.79\"","offer_id":48618957340864,"sku":"DD-CA-FCFC0104","price":209.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0768\/4538\/3872\/files\/WalterThickKnottedHorseDildo_4SizesDildostore_2.webp?v=1784101646"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.dildostore.ca\/collections\/horse-dildo.oembed","provider":"dildostore.ca","version":"1.0","type":"link"}